Clapham

My wife heard some buskers at the big railway junction in London.

Clapham?

No, they weren't very good.

Edinburgh

My wife went Scotland to look for a rabbit

Edinburgh?

Yes, but she pulled it out.

Clapham

My wife saw a brass band playing (at the the oldest bandstand in Europe!) on the big common in south London

Clapham?

No, they weren't very good either.

Fort William

My wife had an argument with Bill in the Scottish West Highlands

Fort William?

She certainly did!

Hampton Court

My husband's flies got stuck whilst visiting a castle in Herefordshire

Hampton Court?

Yes it was.

Sydney

My wife ran off to Australia with another man

Sydney?

Yes, him!

Oder

My wife washed herself in a river in Germany

Oder?

Yes, she does have a problem.